Monday, December 05, 2005

Bob's Christmas Letter 2005

Hello to All my Family and Friends and people who owe me money,
As of Aug 18th, 2005 I have served the Berea Hospital for seven years. They are getting ready to fire some of the big shots and I guess I'll be the next to go unless I walk strate. If i don"t, I might be headed home. My job is removing staples from charts in the medical records department. If I go, they will go downhill.
I am a fine fellow even if i do say so my self. I climbed a tree and saved a tomcat, for what would the cat have done in a windstorm in the tree.
I made four hundred thousand dollars in one month this year. It went to red cross. Now the public don't you wish you had done the same?